Badger Postulate #2

Postulate #2: Overweight women do not benefit from having pictures of thin women tattooed to their bodies.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not knocking the husky gals. I'm not a thin man myself. I'm just saying that I've seen an abundance of the mudflap silhouette lady and Betty Boop tattooed on women whose bodies do not conform to that standard. In every case, the tattoo made its owner look worse in comparison.

I'm not against tattoos either. If I weren't already an overwight uncool dude who drives a minivan, I would probably get some ink. I just wouldn't permanently attach a picture of Jon Hamm to my flesh, no matter how big of a man crush I have on him.

Badger Postulate #1

Postulate #1: If you introduce your children to the music of Cheap Trick, they will enjoy it.

Cheap Trick has a certain universal appeal. They rock hard enough for heshers, they have enough pop appeal for girls, they're deviant enough to make teenage boys chuckle, they're sensitive enough for your parents, they're rebellious enough for punks, weird enough for nerds, and normal enough for everybody else. Oh, and they write great songs. If your child is a human being born on Earth, chances are they will be receptive to Cheap Trick, given the chance.