Sunday, August 25, 2013

Badger Postulate #2

Postulate #2: Overweight women do not benefit from having pictures of thin women tattooed to their bodies.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not knocking the husky gals. I'm not a thin man myself. I'm just saying that I've seen an abundance of the mudflap silhouette lady and Betty Boop tattooed on women whose bodies do not conform to that standard. In every case, the tattoo made its owner look worse in comparison.

I'm not against tattoos either. If I weren't already an overwight uncool dude who drives a minivan, I would probably get some ink. I just wouldn't permanently attach a picture of Jon Hamm to my flesh, no matter how big of a man crush I have on him.

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